Tag: humor

Edward Snowden has hacked into White House computers and acquired a copy of Obama's most recent letter to Tehran.

Do we really need Israeli-militarized American cops driving star-of-David-decorated tanks down our streets, setting up ethnic-ID checkpoints and dropping white phosphorus and cluster bombs on our neighborhoods?

It's Thanksgiving…and it could be worse.

Celebrities are posting anti-Israel tweets - and then issuing obligatory "apologies."

Will Americans build giant middle finger statues to protest the post-9/11 police state?

We're a failed state ruled by criminal oligarchs. Putin for President!

- Editorial War Breaks out at VT - Casualty report to follow soon

Takfiri gourmets have been roaming the rebel-held areas seeking exotic bits of human flesh for their culinary orgies.

Could Western hypocrisy on terrorism could sink any lower?

Kim Jong-un for President!

The New York Times is right. Egypt's President Morsi should apologize for comparing apes, pigs, and vampires to Zionists.

The VT-led psy-op campaign against Israeli PM Netanyahu is starting to draw blood.

After his debacle at the UN, and his coming debacle in Gaza, Netanyahu is going to need a fall-back career: Lead role in the Broadway musical comedy "Springtime for Bibi."

Colbert picks up my "Obama on Mars" story and runs with it...except he left out the carniverous plesiosaurs.

Humor and laughter are the most undervalued and underrated stress relievers in our convoluted times and in the tradition of Charlie Chaplin ~ Woody Allen has become a master practitioner of that art .

Here's what Obama will tell Letterman next Tuesday night. You saw it here first!

Maybe spooks are just like ordinary people, only more so.

Those of us committed to telling the most inconvenient truths are terrorists - truth terrorists.

Newt, the time has come for you to do your last, best political flip-flop: Stop being a Constitution-shredding Islamophobe, and recognize that there's a freedom-loving Muslim inside you that's just waiting to come out.

Americans have obviously lost their moral compass. The poles of morality - good and evil - are switching places.

gBay - Hats from Gadaffi's extensive collection! -- VeteransToday parody

A musical tribute to the American Dream, brought to you by SOTT.net. Happy Fourth of July everyone!

British engineers are warning technologically advanced nations that their citizens have become overly and dangerously reliant on global positioning systems (the wonderful GPS). The esteemed Royal Academy of Engineering itself said the application of this satellite locator technology is now so broad – from car navigation systems to time stamps on financial transactions – that any disruption can lead to a major disaster.

A Roundup of the Week's Best Political Cartoons By Daniel Kurtzman About.com Click on the Image for more at About.com

It's a few days before the Academy Awards, and I'm deep in the bowels of the Kodak Theater (which has miles of bowels) in a cramped space temporarily named the Writers Room. The show writers, of whom I am one this year, are sitting around a conference table strewn with papers, Starbucks cups and the wrappers of long-deceased snacks. Also at the table are the co-hosts we're writing for, Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin.

In Missouri, It is Illegal To Drive With An Uncaged Bear (Caged Bears Are OK)

We continue to see evidence of an alarming decline in the quality of our nation's criminals. Consider the man who attempted to rob a mini-mart in the town of Vernon, Conn., as reported in a Journal Inquirer story sent in by alert reader Dan Thompson. The robber elected to wear a disguise, which was a good idea, since he was a regular customer of the store. The problem was the particular disguise he picked.

Exactly what kind of person does it take to lead a nation? So this President's Day, instead of honoring our commanders-in-chief for the great things they did, why not honor them for the bizarre things they did?

Fine, make your little jokes. But this happens to be a serious matter of national security. According to news items sent in by several alert readers, the Department of Defense has asked scientists to develop an odor that is repulsive to all humans, regardless of culture. This odor could be used by the military to harmlessly clear people out of a given area.

By Dave Barry It is with great verisimilitude that we present another installation of "Ask Mister Language Person, " the column that answers your common...

In keeping with party advisories, every effort must be used to keep our media assets, not only at Fox and CNN, NBC, ABC, CBS and the print media but our hundreds of bloggers “on message.” In keeping with Pat Robertson’s decision to blame the deaths of tens of thousands and the millions homeless on the victims themselves, we will be issuing continual updates on Satan worship, Voodoo while killing any and all stories comparing the Haiti disaster to our failure to quash press stories on our failures during Katrina. Limbaugh himself has suggested that we put him on live TV issuing “Zombie Alerts” and damning the Obama administration for its failure to implement a “Zombification Prevention Program” though the Heritage Foundation had warned of this possibility during their “End of Days, What You Can Do To Be Safe” conference held at George Washington University, Chaired by Dr. Nidal Hasan.