Former US President Ronald Reagan Formally Announces Switch to Democratic Party

by Johnny Punish

The crack VT investigation staff is reporting that former U.S. President Ronald Reagan has decided to switch parties.

The insider information comes from an alleged leak at Mar-A-Lago; Trump’s new location for his newly acquired RNC headquarters.

The leaker, who is allegedly intimate with Mr. Trump (no, not one of his wives but a certain foxy lady whose name rhymes with “Deg-gan”), says Reagan put in a call to the new party leader informing him that he was immediately switching to the Democratic Party effective today at 10pm EST.

Earlier today, VT contacted the Democratic Party headquarters for comment. Off the record, they have confirmed the switch. But on the record, they said they will NOT release a statement until Ronald Reagan holds a press conference this week to announce the switch formally.

“We are awaiting President Reagan’s announcement this week from the rose garden at the white house,” said a party insider.

Party insider told VT that the reason for the switch is the slow but now accelerated turn to the extreme right by GOP leaders that are now openly racist and bigoted in character and disposition.  Reagan just could NOT stand with a party that openly advocated against conservative values rendering his vision of that shining city on the hill a disgusting shanty town filled with a plague that stains the American character.

While this sad decline for the GOP has been building up to a crescendo for Reagan over the past year, the final straw came in the form and lack of moral character that is the farce known as Spoiled Little Brat Donald Trump.

Yesterday the Con Man Trumpster entertained a question from a citizen that was either drunk or brainwashed by the Orly Taits Anne Coulter College of Idiots and Morons asking the game show host…..

“We got a problem in this country; Muslims! You know our current President is one. You know he’s not even American. But anyway, we have training camps growing where they want to kill us. That’s my question”

The Trump response was cavalier to the point where Reagan could NOT take it anymore “Deg-gan the Leaker” said by phone.

“Deg-gan” the Foxy Lady Leaker said that Reagan is appalled by the GOP because it is one thing to disagree with our President’s policies but its another to openly encourage mutiny using the ugly tools of bigotry and racism.

He further said that by NOT pushing back against this clearly lost extremist citizen, he, in fact, delivered the GOP the death blow that already lost the 50 million Hispanic Americans, the 45 million African Americans, and now 8 million strong Muslim American vote to the point where since there are only 62% white people with only 25% of that group hooked into the brainwashing machine, well, it’s the GOP that is now in the extreme minority that will lose both the Presidency and both houses of Congress.

And that’s just the political consequences.

Morally, Reagan just could NOT take the overly racist nonsense that is tarnishing his 80s legacy that dominated American values for so long.   So instead, he’s joining the Democrats to protest the betrayal.

Of course, this exchange by the boring stinking narcissist GOP party leader Donald Trump demonstrates what has long been brewing at offices of the GOP, FOX News and in the bowels of the Rush Limbaughs’ lair in that they have purposely decided to drop the long-standing conservative values of Ronald Reagan and his vision of that shining city on the hill.

Instead, the GOP has decided to replace his statue with the head of Satan aligning themselves with the worst tenants of humanity espoused by the discredited Nazis, KKK, Taliban, Skinheads, National Socialist Movement, Jewish Defense League, ISIS, and the Aryan Brotherhood.

It is with this sad change of direction that  former U.S. President Ronald Reagan is formally renouncing his membership is this sad party that is now known as America’s Openly Racist Bigoted Party (AORBP),

*** For those that can’t figure it out, this piece is satire.  Ronald Reagan passed away over 11 years ago and thus cannot actually communicate with the GOP or Democratic Party.  Just sayin’

Johnny Punish

Johnny Punish founded VT in 2004.  After 20 years at the helm, he “retired” from the daily operations in late 2023 passing the ball over to the new owner of VT, Chief Justin Time.   He now writes for VT as “Writer Emeritus”.  He is also a global citizen eco-activist, visionary, musician, artist, entertainer, businessman, investor, life coach, podcast host, and syndicated columnist.  

Punish is an ethnically cleansed Palestinian-American whose maternal family was evicted from their home in Haifa, Palestine in 1948 by Irgun; a Euro-Zionist Settler Terrorist Group.  The family became part of the over 1,000,000 Palestinians who are Al-Nakba refugees (The Catastrophe).  The family fled to Beirut Lebanon for 13 years eventually emigrating to the USA in 1961 via a Brasilian passport obtained by his Palestinian Brasilian-born grandmother (In the early 1900s, the family was sent to Sao Paolo Brasil as guest workers in the mining industry.  Punish’s father is Italian-American from New York City.  Punish’s paternal great-grandparents emigrated to the USA from Naples Italy and Marineo in Sicily in the 1890s.  Punish was born in the Bronx, New York in 1963.

Punish was educated at the University of Nevada Las Vegas (1980-81) and California State University Fullerton (1981-1984) with studies in accounting and business. Before the “internets” had been invented, he owned and ran (5) national newspapers in the United States of America from 1987-1998.  From 2004 to 2023, he owned and managed VT Foreign Policy retiring at the end of 2023.

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